我一句英语也不会 - 德化论坛

A tourist was standing outside a very big church in Germany when a wedding party got out of some cars and went into the church.Eveytbody was very well dressed,and there were a lot of photographers,so the tourist thought,"The people getting married must be famous."He turneg to a man who was standing beside him and said,"What is the name of the man who is getting married?"

The man answered,"Ich spreche kein Englisch"

The tourist tandked him and went into the church.As he was coming out of another door,a coffin was carried out.There had been a funeral service in one of the side chapels of the church.

The tourist turnde to one of the perple in the church and said,"Whose funeral was that?"

The man answered,"Ich spreche kein Englisch"

"Well,'said the tourist,"his marriage didn't last long."

一个游客正站在德国的一所巨大的教堂门外,忽然一群参加婚礼的人们从一些小汽车上下来,走进了教堂.人人都穿着非常考究,其中还有许多摄影师,所以这位游客想到:"结婚的人一定是有名望的."他转身对站在身边的一个男子说:"正在结婚的那位先生叫什么名字?"

这个男子回答:"伊西.施普莱希厄.凯因.英格利施."

游客谢了他走进教堂.当他从另一个门走出时,一口棺材招了出来,原来在这教学的一个侧堂刚举行了一个葬礼.

游客转身对教堂里的一个人说:"这是谁的葬礼?"

这个男子回答说:"伊西.施普莱希厄.凯因.英格利施."

"唉,"游客说:"他结婚还没多久呢."

Ich spreche kein Englisch:德语,意思是:I don't speak any English.