男人 vs 女人 - 德化论坛

SUCCESS

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

成功

一个成功的男人是，赚的钱比他老婆所花的要多。

一个成功的女人是，能找到这样的男人。

MONEY MANAGEMENT:

A man will pay $200 for a $100 item he needs.

A woman will pay $100 for a $200 item she doesn't need.

理财

男人会用两百块钱买件他所需的，虽然只值一百块的东西。

女人会用一百块钱买件值两百，而她不需的东西。

HAPPINESS:

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

快乐

想和男人愉快相处，你必須瞭解他多点，爱他少点。

想和女人愉快相处，你必須爱她多点，并尽量不要尝試去瞭解她。

MARRIAGE EXPECTATIONS:

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.

婚姻期望

女人嫁给男人，希望他会改变，但他不会。

男人娶了女人，希望她不会变，但她会。

MARRIAGE DECISIONS:

Men marry because they are tired.

Women marry because they are curious.

Both are disappointed.

走进围城

男人结婚是因为他们累了。

女人结婚是因为她们好奇。

结果大家都失望了。

MARRIAGE AND THE FUTURE:

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband,

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

婚姻和将来

在找到老公之前，女人一直胆心自己的将來。

而男人在找到老婆之后，才开始考虑自己的将来。

MEMORIES:

A woman will always cherish the memory of the man who wanted to marry her.

A man cherishes the memory of the woman who he didn't marry.

记忆

女人会珍藏欲娶她为妻的男人的记忆。

男人珍藏的是他没娶到的女人的记忆。

UNDERSTANDING WOMEN:

There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage and after marriage.

瞭解女人

有兩件事是男人不懂女人的︰婚前和婚后。

LONGEVITY:

Married men live longer than single men.

But married men are a lot more willing to die than single men.

寿命

已婚的男人比单身的男人长命。

但已婚的男人通常更愿比单身的男人先死。